UFO crashed into a gas station

From the gas island, you can spot spindly green ETs whooping it up on the saucer's edge. Inside, it's even crazier -- scores of saucer men are suckered on to every flat surface, scuttling along counters in every aisle, squeezing milk cartons and extracting the yolk from all of our eggs.

Inside the store the other half of the saucer is visible poking through a blistered hole in the ceiling, the craft badly damaged.