Better Banking, No Bull

Welcome to the Fed, where bull's a-plenty,
We'll give you the runaround, we're not too friendly,
Our policies may sound grand and dandy,
But behind the scenes, it can get quite shady.

Our Better Banking is just a show,
We print more money, and watch it flow,
Inflation's on the rise, but don't you worry,
We'll just keep printing, no need to hurry.

No bull we say, but it's just a trick,
Our fine print's long, it'll make you sick,
Our promises are empty, our goals can vary,
It's all just a game, and we're quite contrary.

So if you need a loan, just come to us,
We'll give you the runaround, it's no fuss,
Better Banking, No Bull, that's our claim,
But in reality, it's just a game.