Swiping Right on Tinder, but Staying Put (Cedar St, KY, USA)

Upon Tinder I did seek,
A love to call my own to keep,
But swiping right on all did prove,
A strategy that did not behoove.

For the new terms did give me pause,
Obliga-swiping, breadcrumbing flaws,
And so I took heed of the word,
Of Soloish Post's wisdom heard.

And studied too the science of swipe,
In Vox's pages, learned alike,
With care and patience did I swipe,
Until my heart did feel alight.

And then I saw her, shining bright,
A picture true, a guiding light,
In Cedar St, KY, a town so quaint,
A love I found, without complaint.