In Thalgou town of Austria, there's a cat so slick,
He rides a blue bike, like he's doing a trick.
With speeds of light and sound and more,
He rules the streets, he's a feline lord.
A studly bad@$$ cat, who stands on hind legs,
He'll kill you with ease, like cracking an egg.
And if you're unlucky, he'll season you too,
And have you for dinner, it's nothing new.
So fear this feline, 'cause with his bare hands,
A killer machine, he rules the lands.
But don't you worry, he's just a big softie,
Give him some milk, and he'll be your buddy.
What was that?
Carrera
@ 2023-08-03 07:05:35
Man, the Austrian Alps must be a crazy place!