Dragon Man's Military Museum

The road to Dragon Man's compound is lined with bullet-blasted cars and bloody human dummies. "STAY ON THE ROAD This family just hit a LANDMINE," warns a sign next to one burned-out hulk. "THIS GANG-BANGER was playing his Rap Music TOO LOUD!" cautions another. "This guy was a REGISTERED DEMOCRAT!" advises a third.

Mel "Dragon Man" Bernstein is a Vietnam-era vet from Brooklyn. He runs several businesses from his compound: a paintball park, several firing ranges, a go-kart track. He's also a licensed machine gun dealer.