Ruins of U.S. Presidential Heads

Step right up and witness the world's most brainless tour!

Our haunted house of presidential horrors will leave you wondering, "Where did they store all the brains?"

But fear not, this random lot of old U.S. President's Heads still pack a punch of historical and humorous horror. As you make your way through each room, you'll marvel at the lack of brains on display, but also learn of the newly declassified details about each of the presidents' screwups and secrets - perfect for satisfying your curiosity about the freemasonry or illuminati.

So come on down and join us for a tour that's sure to leave you headless...er, I mean, speechless. Get your tickets now and prepare for a hilariously informational, creepy, and sure to be traumatizing adventure!